Last Day in Sydney
Sydney Tower
Day 5 is just a short half-day in Sydney, where we spent the morning exploring the Sydney Tower - a tall standing structure in the middle of the city with 360 degree panoramic views. The view was very nice and I actually thought the $22AUD (about $20USD) it cost to go to the top was well worth it. There was a ride named OzTrek that we unfortunately did not have enough time to see, but alas it leaves something for next time. Interestingly, the tower is part of the Westfield corporation’s vast holdings (you know, those big malls in the states).
The weather was still cloudy during our last day in Sydney which was really unfortunate, as it meant 90% of our time included very cloudy days. Needless to say we were ready for a change, so we headed to the airport on our way to Mission Beach via way of Cairns airport.

Traveling to Mission Beach
Virgin Blue
This was our first of several trips on Virgin Blue Airlines to be taken during our Australian adventure. We took Virgin Blue from Sydney to Cairns airport on a direct mid-day flight. The plane and airline were setup very, very similarly to JetBlue. Infact, even the on-screen map on JetBlue that shows you where the plane is while in the air was identical to the one Virgin Blue used. There was live TV and in-flight entertainment in every seat. One thing that was different about Virgin Blue - they charged for the entertainment, along with everything else. And I do mean everything. $2.50 for a soda, $5.00 for a snack, and $10.00 for entertainment. The flight itself was very cheap, so I guess you get what you pay for. The flight was uneventful and we made it to Cairns on-time in the late afternoon.
The Drive to Mission Beach
The drive to Mission Beach started with a rental car at Budget Rentals (listed as a “car for hire”). We rented a manual car, which I couldn’t drive because sadly I still don’t know how. Dave took the reigns instead, and we had our first adventure with actually driving on the left hand side of the road. Boy was that interesting. It’s not actually that hard to adjust to driving on the left. What’s hard to adjust to is remembering to do things like look right and left BEFORE making a right hand turn (normally in the states you really only need to look one way beforehand).
The drive was long and on slightly windy two-lane roads. We got lost towards the end due to a lack of ample road signs and directions, but eventually made our way to the hostel where we were to spend our time.
Mission Beach
The sign outside of Mission Beach was small and uninviting. After exploring the area, it’s odd that Heaven would be kept this secret.
Mission Beach was by far the most beautiful beach I’ve ever seen in my life. With only very simple housing in the surrounding area, which consisted of a very small community (maybe twenty roads and a handful of shops), it’s a wonder that such a beautiful beach stretching from one end of the sky to the other had remained so untouched by humans. The sand and water were clean and cool, and the water was warmer then most pools I’ve been in. Skydivers landed about every two hours right in front of us on the shore while a few children played in the water. This was definitely a sight out of a movie and I can’t tell you how happy I was to be right in the middle of it all.
We spent the next two days lying on the beach doing next to nothing. The calming sound of the waves crashing into the shore was almost as entertaining as a Phish show. Almost.
A few dips during the day into the warm ocean water to cool off and I was happy as a clam, or other sea animal I suppose. The timing of our trip couldn’t have been better - just two months later and the water would apparently be filled with stinging jellyfish which would make it impossible to swim. A few months earlier and it would be raining. This was the perfect time of year to be in the perfect place.
Scotty’s Beach House
The hostel we chose to stay at was adjacent to Scotty’s Bar & Grill (a bar and nightclub). I’ve stayed in a few hostels during my various travels, and this one was as much Heaven as Mission beach itself (well, at least as far as hostels go). Situated around a funky swimming pool, all the rooms were small but cozy with no more then 4 people per room. The atmosphere of the entire hostel was extremely laid back and was definitely geared towards backpackers. All the common rooms existed without doors, as if the weather was never bad and everything was meant to be open to all. The rooms were decorated with funky neon colors on the outside and simple furnishings within. Each room had an air conditioner and a private bathroom (well, as private as the room itself was anyway, as some rooms were shared rooms). Nobody was over the age of 30, and nobody seemed to stay longer then a night or two. The hostel staff encouraged outings to local music events and clubs via a free hostel shuttle. There was high-speed Internet, of course, which happened to be the most modern thing they had there. There was also a very large kitchen, hammocks throughout and plenty of room for sunbathing in the center of all the rooms near the pool. It was such a cool place! One meter away was the beach, so if the pool wasn’t your thing or you became bored you could just walk to the beach.
The People of Mission Beach
We arrived late on the first night and we were greeted by the night watchman, a lady who was extremely friendly and presented us with our room keys. Her name was Jess and she was really sweet to us with the biggest smile ever. Definitely a real hippie. When I asked her a few questions about the place, she mentioned she didn’t know the answer because she had only just started working there. I later found out that despite being in charge of the whole place during the night, she had only been there three days and was “working” in exchange for free accomodations.
Such was how the entire town went. Bar tenders and waitresses who clearly had started within a week or two (sometimes a month) that were just trying to make ends meet while passing through the town. Most of the locals were older and must have made their fortunes elsewhere with a dream to settle down in a beach town (which they obviously did) and open a restaurant or coffee shop. Most of the buildings were much too big for the number of people that were present, but again we were there during the off-season so maybe it is busier at other times.
Everyone was relatively friendly but we consistently got the feeling that the locals had a lot less appreciation for the backpackers then we did. Although I’m pretty sure we helped fund their little town and keep it running, it seemed like the locals might have preferred that we all just go away (except they did seem to like the idea of having backpackers serving them food). Whenever we talked to the locals, though, they were very friendly, but sometimes during “business transactions” like shopping at the grocery store, clerks were short with us when change wasn’t ready quickly, as if they had some endless line of customers waiting behind us that they couldn’t wait to serve. I didn’t really understand this attitude, but when I asked about it I was told that most of Australia is full of backpackers, and the locals don’t really like them anywhere. A real shame if you ask me.
Overall we didn’t encounter anyone we didn’t like and the town and area itself were a really fantastic, well kept secret. If I could retire today, Mission Beach is a likely spot where I would end up. It’s beauty and calm surroundings were so soothing I can’t see anyone who wouldn’t want to go there.
A Night in Cairns
We left Mission Beach on Day 7 and drove back to spend the night in Cairns before an early flight. We had heard Cairns was “nothing special” and had read some about it in a few travel books and came to the same conclusion. Note that Cairns has no beach, despite being next to the water, so people built a man-made boardwalk with shops and such instead. Regardless of our lack of excitement towards this place, it was something new to see and we needed to stay near the airport in order to make our flight. So we booked a hotel and stayed in the city in the evening hoping to enjoy the small nightlife that was supposed to exist on the “boardwalk” near the water (the Esplande).
Now I’m going to go on a tangent for just a minute and summarize a few things we’ve noticed about Australia that impressed us. Everyone seemed to dress nicely - both in Sydney and even in Mission Beach, very few people wore t-shirts, but instead opted for something with a collar (unless on the beach). When we did see someone in casual clothing, it was at least clean and attractive looking. Nobody seemed overweight, and everyone seemed very healthy. We didn’t see anyone drinking on the street or openly drunk. We saw very, very few homeless people. We never felt unsafe. Houses and homes were generally kept tidy and decorated well. It was like a perfect little place, where they’d taken everything that was good about America and Europe and merged it together to, well, form Australia.
So we did find ourselves wondering, where have all the poor, lazy people gone? I mean seriously, there must be lazy people in Australia, right?
Then we explored Cairns.
It was basically like a lame part of Florida but housed in Australia, complete with souvenir shops, a man-made “boardwalk” with restaurants that make a living off knowing you won’t come again, and lots of not-so-pretty looking tourists.
Yeah, enough said.
No worries! Tomorrow it’s on to Airlie Beach in the Whitsunday Islands, followed by a three day sailing cruise in the Great Barrier Reef! Wahoo!
the Strange, Funny and Unexpected
On a side note, I wanted to list the strange, funny and unexpected things we’ve run into thus far. Here they are in no particular order…
- Bathrooms
There is an abundance of clean, public bathrooms in Sydney. That’s a surprise in itself. The toilets in all of Australia all have two buttons to flush them - one for just a “quick” flush (uses less water) and one for a complete flush. Interesting idea.
- Crossing the street
Don’t expect cars to wait for you when crossing the street. Most of the cars we ran into - or should I say nearly ran into us - seemed unhappy to stop for us, even when we’re in a crosswalk (and some of them basically didn’t stop when we weren’t in a crosswalk). So J-Walkers beware!
We also noticed that crossing the street in Sydney while obeying the crosswalk signals took an extremely long amount of time. So I guess you’re on your own when walking!
- Driving
Yes, they drive on the left. But more importantly, everything is on the left that’s on the right, and vice versa. Think lights, turn signals, windshield wipers, etc. Our windshield wipers got a really good workout by being used at every turn, and I imagine we looked a bit funny as there was not a rain cloud insight. Passing is also done on the right.
- Things on the Left
It’s not just cars that are on the left, either. Hot water is often on the right and cold water on the left (unlike the US). On escalators, people stand on the left and walk on the right.
- Airline Security
No worries about liquids, shoes or other items in Australia - just go through security as normal if it’s a domestic flight.
Also, service on most flights is way better then service in the US. That said, service is just like US service used to be before the days of cheap flying. Who knows how long this will last.
- Ordering Coffee and other Food Items
Ordering eggs? Don’t expect them to come scrambled. Everything is assumed fried or sunny side up here.
Oh, and that Iced Coffee you’re looking for? Yeah, the Ice part means Ice Cream here. Took two or three tries before figuring that out (they don’t actually have something that’s equivalent to an ice coffee). In addition, you coffee lovers won’t find drip coffee anywhere we know of but Starbucks (maybe). And you have to order your coffee as flat, white, or otherwise (we don’t know what the rest of the options mean still).
Pictures coming shortly…